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How To Play Minecraft~A Parody

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Note: This is a parody of The Fray's "How to Save a Life." To maximize your enjoyment, please click the link in their description to go to their song and listen to it as you read through the lyrics. Thank you :)

Step one, you find a tree to punch.
It drops a piece of wood to pick up.
You turn it into wooden planks.
Then them into a work bench.

Some sort of cave to your right.
Don't go left, just go right.
Into the cave, to find some coal.
You begin to wonder what you need it for.

What is wrong with you? You don't know squat.
About the best game in the universe.
And you should have stayed up, to play all night.
To learn how to play Minecraft.

*Creeper appears!*

Let him know that you know best.
Just hit him with your sword 'til he dies.
Make a tower for your defense.
Do not think they're innocent.

They'll kill you if you do something wrong.
Then you'll regret not building a
House or some shelter.
Just build a house or shelter.

What is wrong with you? You don't know squat.
About the best game in the universe.
And you should have stayed up, to play all night.
To learn how to play Minecraft.

You finally find diamonds.
You find some more, and I grant you one last choice.
Make a diamond pickaxe.
Or craft a diamond sword.

Instead you decide to save.
All the diamonds for a rainy day.
Keep them in your inventory.
Then you fall into a pit of lava.

What is wrong with you? You don't know squat.
About the best game in the universe.
And you should have stayed up, to play all night.
To learn how to play Minecraft.

What is wrong with you? You don't know squat.
About the best game in the universe.
And you should have stayed up, to play all night.
To learn how to play Minecraft.
How to play Minecraft.
How to play Minecraft.

What is wrong with you? You don't know squat.
About the best game in the universe.
And you should have stayed up, to play all night.
To learn how to play Minecraft.

What is wrong with you? You don't know squat.
About the best game in the universe.
And you should have stayed up, to play all night.
To learn how to play Minecraft.
How to play Minecraft.
How to play Minecraft.
How to play Minecraft.
Here's the link: [link]
I wrote this one a long time ago, as well. It's not nearly as good and doesn't exactly match the original lyrics to a tee, but you should get the main idea. Yeah, when I wrote most of these I loved playing Minecraft :P I'm somewhat over it now, but it's still an awesome game!
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Darkerhaze's avatar
I want to play so bad.. then this thing called Costa Rica happened.. squashed my dreams.. v_v